Minor issue!

My oldest son turned 13 this past October. Up until recently, I feel like the dreaded teenage syndrome has gone fairly smoothly. My son has grown so much in the fast few months that none of his clothes fit, hence a shopping trip to Kohl's ensued. I am not kidding, when I say that not a single piece of clothing in the entire store suited him. Anything that had buttons was out. Collars are not cool. This was ugly, that was gay, and on and on and on... I came to the conclusion that he would only be satisfied wearing jeans, a t-shirt with some sort of animal on it, and a sweatshirt. Remembering one of my mom's favorite sayings, "Major on the major, minor on the minor." I guess in the big scheme of things this is a minor.